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Old Poo and the Ju-ju

This text, written by the revered nun, Sahkre Dkuo, and taken from an inscription carved in the living rock at the sacred cave of Graht Yawhn before its destruction in a hail of gunfire by the Cabbiehammie ("Sorry mush, we wus just testin' our guns, like"), is preserved in a special chamber of the Royal Palace, behind the downpipe.

Please note, this is a free translation which cannot begin to render the power and rich poetical imagery of the original.

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